This is a list of my favorite quotes from my favorite movies, which you can see in my profile.
"And Shepherds we shall be.
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth
from Thy hand, that our feet
may swiftly carry out Thy
Command. So we shall flow a
river forth to Thee and teeming
with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, et Filii,
et Spiritus Sancti."
- The Boondock Saints
"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. "
- Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs
"Pardon my French,
but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass,
in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
-Ferris, Ferris Bueller's Day Off